Brain Smasher... A Love Story

Movie · 1h 28m

Starring Andrew Dice Clay, Teri Hatcher, Yuji Okumoto, Deborah Van Valkenburgh

A professional model, Sam Crain, is asked by her sister to smuggle a package from Europe to Portland Oregon, where she discovers that her sister is battling Chinese Shaolin Monks (not ninjas!). Fleeing the monks, Sam unwittingly involves Ed "Brainsmasher" Molloy, a nightclub bouncer.